Laugh and be Merry
Illiterates
Once, Albert Einstein was traveling on a train. At one station he got down to buy a newspaper. After buying the newspaper he realized that he had forgotten to put on his glasses. So he asked the shopkeeper to read the headlines to him. The shopkeeper replied, ‘I also like you. I am an illiterate and can’t read’.
Indians:
Once, an American, Japanese and an Indian were discussing the technological developments in their respective countries. The American said that his country was so advanced, showing a fine wire. The Japanese took it and demonstrated that his country could improve it and he drilled a hole through the wire. The Indian took the wire and the next day he brought it back and showed it to the other two. They could not make out anything. The Indian then handed them a microscope; they found the words ‘Made in
Interview
A: “For this job, we require someone who is responsible”
B: That would be me, Sir. At every place I worked, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible.
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